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(no subject) [May. 26th, 2006|06:48 pm]
Wow, reading the responses to my last post made me really hot and wet. I seriously sat here and masturbated at my computer for about 4 orgasms, and then I came so hard on the 5th that I pissed on the floor a little. I was playing with myself at work today, fantasizing about sexual escapades with a pair of like 13 year old blonde twin girls (real original, i know, lol). Some of it was really fun though, like watching them both breast feed off their mother, who was rubbing her pussy while her daughters drank from her breasts. Then watching them take turns drinking from their mother's stream of hot piss... Needless to say, I didnt get much work done today, lol. Oh well, I have the weekend off anyway. Hope everyone has a good time.


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(no subject) [May. 23rd, 2006|06:10 pm]
Wow, it's been a really long time since my last update. This will probably be brief, just letting everyone know im still around and doing well. My fantasies have been crazy lately, shifting away from the usual beastiality and watersports, leaning more towards stuff like rape, incest, and lactation. Pregnant women have really been turning me on lately. I wanna eat out her pussy, and suck from her huge tits, drinking her milk. I want her to squirt onto my pussy and lick it off me. It would be even better if she were older and had a son my age who took turns fucking both of us. God im such a nasty slut. But isn't that why everyone loves me?

Be good, stay wet,

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(no subject) [Apr. 17th, 2006|06:55 pm]

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(no subject) [Apr. 14th, 2006|05:39 pm]
Well, it's been a while since I've been able to do a real update... I wanted a few moments alone to tell you some of what happened, because there's so much to tell it will be hard to summarize it in a few quick posts. On a side note, just thinking about all that happened on my trip is making me wicked fucking horny, to the point where my hands are shaking and I can feel my face getting flush... I wanna be fucked hard right now... Not even masturbation can cure the itch I have right now. I'm so fucking horny I don't even know which story to tell. Let me start off by saying that there was a lot of general drunken horniess and sexual promiscuity, of which I won't go into many exact details because there was so much of it and I was so drunk it's hard to remember exact details... But basically there was definitly a lot of public nudity, and public sexual acts. I didn't even know anybody down there, but I quickly made a group of friends and we partied on the beach like mad... I participated in my first public wet t-shirt contest! I didn't "win", but there wasn't really a competition anyway, it was more just like a bunch of us putting on shirts and getting hosed down, and we all stripped down anyway. Guys were grabbing onto my boobs and feeling me up like crazy... It made me wicked horny. Me and a few of the other girls were underage, at least in terms of buying alcohol, so we deviced a very simple system of sucking cock for beer, lol. I'm not even talking about discreetly in a vehicle, I mean on the beach, on my knees, sucking guys off. There was such a crowd of people around us, even if the cops had been driving by they wouldn't have been able to see what was going on. I wasn't the only one doing it, but I sure did my share! I loved the attention, and I loved being used... I think there's seriously something wrong with me, because I don't just enjoy sex because it feels good, I seriously enjoy being used and treated like shit... I love being degraded, which is probably why I love being pissed and spit on so much. So anyways, there was a lot of general drunken sex going on, but let me use this post to tell you about a more specific incident, one that I will never forget! For those of you who read my journal regularly, you will know that I have been ACHING to have sex with another girl. It has seriously been a few years. Well anyway, during my trip I visited quite a few strip clubs. I've been to them many times before, but usually with a group of guys, this was my first time going all by myself. They only asked for a ID a few times, but I told them I didn't have it on me and they let me in anyway (guys are so easy, lol). So anyway, I was at this one club... I was enjoying the show, I was tipping a lot of the girls... Getting a lot of drinks bought for me by guys. There was one guy in particular, he had a heavy austrailian accent, dressed in a very suave suit with an expensive watch on. Watching him with the girls I could tell he was loaded, because he was tipping the girls with $20's while the rest of us were using $1's, lol. So he bought me a drink, so obviously I went over to talk to him, because he was hot and rich and buying me alcohol, lol. We talked a lot, and flirted a lot. His name was Kevin, and he asked if I wanted to get a private dance. I said yeah, and he told me to pick out a girl. There were a lot of hot girls working, but I picked a tall skinny one with blonde hair, in pigtails, a sweet tan, perfect ass, and amazing B cup (real) boobs, with perfectly pink hard nipples. She took us to a room in the back, and Kevin paid her (I'm not sure how much it was, something like $50). She sat us both down on a soft leather couch, and for 3 songs she danced all over our laps, rubbing her tits in our faces, grinding on our crotches, rubbing her ass in our face, it was fantastic. I was getting wicked horny, and obviously Kevin was as well. When our time was up, we were getting ready to leave when she said something like, "Would you two like to go upstairs to the champagne room?" I gotta admit I really didn't know what she meant, so I asked her (Kevin just kind of smiled). She told me it was a private room with no cameras, where we could have a few drinks and do anything we want. I gotta admit I was really shocked. I looked at Kevin and smiled and he asked her how much. She said it was like $300, and before I could even say anything he pulled three crisp 100 dollar bills out of his wallet. I couldn't even believe what was happening. She led us upstairs, into a much quieter room, with a couch, bed, and mini-bar. She closed the door, and poured us some champagne. We made some small talk, and then she put on a CD player and started some music. She wasn't wearing much anyway, but she stripped down naked, and pushed Kevin onto the bed. She danced over him, did a lot of teasing, before finally taking his cock out of his pants. It wasn't extremely big, but it was extremly hard, and she took it into her mouth and slid it all the way down her throat with ease. Kevin smiled and he motioned for me to come over to him. I quickly stripped off all my clothes, and positioned myself above him. He was sitting on the end of the bed, with the stripper on her knees sucking his cock. I stood up on the bed and straddled over him, sticking my wet pussy in his face. He kissed me deeply, his tounge reaching far inside my cunt. He swirled his whole face around, giving me intense pleasure from the very begging. This went on for an entire song, until I came all over his face. Then the stripper (i'm sorry, I don't remember her name!) pushed me away, and kissed him, licking his face clean. This made me very hot... I laid down on the bed and started playing with my pussy. The girl came over and ran her hands up my legs, and pushed my hands away. Her fingers slid gently over my dripping wet pussy, and I twitched in a combination of agony and orgasmic pleasure. Kevin kissed his way down the girls body until he got to her pussy, and he began eating her out. As he did that, she started stroking my clit and pushing her fingers inside me. I moaned with pleasure, somewhat drunk but in total disbelief of what was happening. I came twice from her hands, and I was aching for more. She came over to me and we kissed, long and hard, her tounge danced around my mouth. The song ended, and in one swift motion she swung around so her pussy was in my face, and her head positioned between my thighs. I looked up at her beautiful, clean, shaved, wet pussy, just inches from my face. I could smell it, I could smell her sex and it was driving my wild. I reach my head up to taste this gorgeous pussy, and she pulled away. I was confused at first. I tried again, and again she pulled away. I didn't know what was going on, but then Kevin pulled out another $100 and laid it on the bar, and then she lowered her beautiful pussy onto my face. It was the most amazing experience of my life... She tasted absolutly devine, and when she started eating out my pussy I damn near shit myself from excitement. FINALLY I was getting some pussy, and more importantly, I had a womans tounge inside my cunt. I swear I came over and over again, this girl definitly knew what she was doing. I don't know how many girls she had been with, but she learned a lot. I gotta admit, I wasn't really all that concerned with making sure she came, I was just trying to get as much of that hot pussy as I could. At one point I stuck my tounge deep insdie her and at the same time I slid my finger into her asshole, and she came really hard, literally squirting juices into my mouth. It was the sweetest fucking thing I have ever tasted. I never wanted it to end, but unbelievably the song was over and she stopped what she was doing. I looked at Kevin and amazingly, he pulled out more cash, and we continued. At one point, Kevin got behind her and tried to fuck her, but she pushed him away and shook her head no. He looked really dissapointed, until I got on my knees and stuck my ass in the air at him. I looked back, and he smiled, and came over and without a word slid his hard cock into my wet cunt. I had literally just met this man a few hours ago, and here we were, him paying for our wild sex with a stripper. The fucking was really good, and I thought it couldn't be any better... Until she got on top of me, bent down, and started licking us while we fucked. This is hard to explain in words, but she was like licking his cock as he pulled out of me, and then when he pushed it into my she moved to my asshole and started licking that. Then back to his cock, and so forth. The feeling of his hard cock and her soft tounge was way too much for me, and I came so fucking hard... Then (after more money), she got underneath me, on her back, in a 69 posistion, I started licking her pussy again, she was licking mine, and Kevin started fucking me in the ass. This was the most amazing moment in my entire life... This totally hot rich guy was fucking my ass with a nice hard cock, while a totally hot female stripper ate my pussy. I swear to god, we were up there for over an hour, with him paying her like every 8 to 10 minutes... I don't know how much he spent over all, but it had to have been over 2 grand. It was totally worth it though... Especially for me because it wasn't my money, lol. We did basically every threeway posistion in the book, with the exception that she wouldn't let him fuck her. He fucked the shit out of me though! By the time we were done, we were all pretty sober so we went back downstairs and had a few more drinks. Obviously I went home with the guy (hotel, whatever), because he spent a lot of money on me. We fucked until about 6 in the morning (it was like 5 when we got there anyway). We slept until like 2 in the afternoon, and we exchanged information to hopefully see each other again. Just so all of you know, typing this whole story out, reminding me of that night, has me so fucking horny that I literally had to stop typing like 8 times to play with myself. My keyboard is totally covered in my pussy juice, lol. I need to fuck someone right fucking now... So i'm gonna go and get someone to do it. Leave a comment and check back because I have more storied to share!

Love and Kisses,


P.S. Sorry for typos, I don't have time to proof read and my hands really were shaky while writing this!
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(no subject) [Apr. 5th, 2006|09:38 am]
Hey everyone, just a quick update to let everyone know I'm home... Which is kinda sad, because I never wanted to leave! But I missed all you guys, and I can't wait to tell you about all the fun I had on my trip, because I did a couple of things i've never done before! Blame it on the alcohol I guess, lol. Hope everyone is glad i'm back, and that nobody forgot about me!

Kisses and Pisses,

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(no subject) [Mar. 24th, 2006|02:03 pm]
Hey everyone, i'm gonna be gone for a few weeks, so don't be surprise by no updates. I'm going on Spring Break, woo hoo! I'm gonna get so drunk and laid by so many people, lol. At least I hope so. I'll let you know when i'm back and tell you all about all the fun I had. My boss is giving me 2 weeks off and paying for my flight, which KICKS ASS! I can't wait. Love you all!

Kisses and Pisses,

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(no subject) [Mar. 23rd, 2006|04:52 pm]
taken from lies_woven:

step 1: put your mp3 player or whatever on random.
step 2: post your favorite line from the first 15 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
step 3: post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
step 4: strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
step 5: looking them up on google or any other search engine is cheating!
step 6: world domination!

Only FIVE more left, who can name them?

1. More a question than a curse, how could hell be any worse? - Los Angeles is Burning by Bad Religion (Way to go lies_woven!)
2. They say that roosters do it, with a doodle and cock!
3. I got something to say, I raped your mother today - Last Carress by Misfits (Good job Timeforsome and lies_woven!)
4. Just do it, you don't have to ask - Take it off, by The Donnas (Good job Timeforsome!)
5. We came to a mountain, dynamite, and she'll blow a big hole in that rock, like the one in my soul - Far Away Boys, by Flogging Molly (I didn't think anyone would get that one, good job lies_woven!)
6. Psychobilly hot babe, rude girl, new wave, punk chick, skin girl, honey I'm your slave - Subcultural Girl by The Nekromantix (lies_woven, you're on a roll!)
7. Didn't you want to change the world like a child in flight?
8. This day, anything goes, dead bodies hanging from poles - Halloween by Misfits or AFI (Bonus points for getting two of the bands timeforsome, but you forgot the Dropkick Murphies version! lol)
9. Crossing bridges into the land of the forgotten
10. All my scientists are working on a deadline, so my psychologist is working day and night time - Atomic Garden by Bad Religion (Good job Timeforsome and lies_woven, you kicked some ass)
11. I'm watching Michael Moore expose the aweful truth, i'm listening to Public Enemy and Reagan Youth - Franco Un-American by NOFX (Good call yellowbloc!)
12. Here's the bank and here's the teller, open her legs to any feller
13. The captain had a daughter who fell in deep sea water, and by her squeals we knew the eels had found her sexual quarters
14. Get a shoe thrown at me from a mean old man, get my dinner from a garbage can - Stray Cat Strut, by Stray Cats (Thanks psychonauticus!)
15. They threw a rope around yer neck to watch you dance the jig of death,
then left ya for the starvin' crows, hovering like hungry whores, one flew down, plucked out yer eye, the other he had in his sights, ya snarled at him, said leave me be... I need the bugger so I can see! - Salty Dog by Flogging Molly (yellowbloc, you da man!)
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(no subject) [Mar. 21st, 2006|08:31 pm]

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Prowling over the mountains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Wetjen! And she gives a mighty cry:

"I'm seriously going to spank you so hard, your screams will reanimate the dead!"

Find out!
Enter username:
Are you a girl, or a guy ?

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(no subject) [Mar. 21st, 2006|04:31 pm]
Anal Sex? Of course
Animal Roles? Very much
Ball Stretching? I don't have any balls... But I wouldn't like it if I did.
Beating? Yes
Biting? Yes
Bestiality? Very much so
Bondage? Yes
Boot Worship? Yes
Breath Control? Not really
Caging? Never really done it
Caning? Yes
Chastity Belts? No
Choking? Yes
Cutting? Sometimes
Dildos? Of course
Electricity? Not my thing
Enemas? Not my thing
Fire Play? Never done it
Fisting? Yes
Flogging? Yes
Foot play? OMG, yes
Gags? Yes
Gas Masks? Not my thing
Gender-play? Sure
Handcuffs? Very much
Harnesses? Not really
Humiliation? Yes
Kidnapping Play? Yes yes yes
Knife Play? Hmmm... Maybe
Latex? On certain people
Leather? Yes
Medical Scenes? Not my thing
Military Scenes? Not my thing
Play Piercing? ?
Punishments? No
Rape Fantasy? Hells yeah!
Scarification? No
Scat? Here and there
Sensory Deprivation? No
Straight Jackets? No
Uniforms? Yes
Water Sports? Hell yeah! That's why they call me Wet Jen!
Whipping? Yes
Wax? Yes
Wrestling? If it's naked!
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(no subject) [Mar. 21st, 2006|04:25 pm]
You scored as Violent. You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for.


















What is your sexual style?
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